LET'S GO CHARROS

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LET'S GO CHARROS

Postby good-and-evil » Jun 9 2015, 10:24pm

That he which hath no stomach to this fight,
Let him depart; his passport shall be made,
And crowns for convoy put into his purse;
We would not die in that man’s company
That fears his fellowship to die with us.
This day is call’d the feast of Smash.
He that outlives this day, and comes safe home,
will stand a tip-toe when this day is nam’d,
and rouse him at the name of Smash.
He that shall live this day, and see old age,
Will yearly on the vigil feast his neighbours,
And say “To-morrow is Saint Smash.”
Then will he strip his sleeve and show his scars,
and say “These wounds I had on Smash's day.”
Old men forget; yet all shall be forgot, but he’ll remember,
with advantages, what feats he did that day.
Then shall our names, familiar in his mouth as household words –
Loco the King, Bindus and Kelvo, MLG and Mica, Frans and Guyana –
be in their flowing cups freshly rememb’red.
This story shall the good man teach his son;
and Smash Events shall ne’er go by,
from this day to the ending of the world, but we in it shall be remembered-
We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne’er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition;
And gentlemen in the Charros now-a-bed shall think themselves accurs’d they were not here,
and hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks that fought with us upon Saint Smash's day.

But I got a word of warning for all you would-be warriors. When you join Loco’s command, you take on debit. A debit you owe him personally. Each and every man under Loco’s command owes him one hundred rival scalps. And the crazy man wants his scalps. And all y'all will get him one hundred rival scalps, taken from the heads of one hundred dead rivals. Or you will die tryin'. You probably heard we ain't in the prisoner-takin' business; we in the killin' rivals business. And cousin, business is a-boomin'.

Signed – GnE 😇👹

If I left your name out it was not as an insult…I wanted to keep the integrity of the initial speech. I care for you all…as far as you know.
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Re: LET'S GO CHARROS

Postby LeRevenant » Jun 9 2015, 10:31pm

yush
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Re: LET'S GO CHARROS

Postby V-Vide » Jun 9 2015, 10:41pm

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Re: LET'S GO CHARROS

Postby alienflaky » Jun 10 2015, 2:09am

Nicely done. wahahaha
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Re: LET'S GO CHARROS

Postby FransHammer » Jun 10 2015, 3:30am

Lmao, this is amazing, gj bro! ;D
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Re: LET'S GO CHARROS

Postby Bindus_Anubis » Jun 10 2015, 9:39am

What a poet. Amen.
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Re: LET'S GO CHARROS

Postby good-and-evil » Jun 10 2015, 2:54pm

And when the smoke clears and the dust settles we shall find our enemies cowering in the shadows, as we have blacked out the sun, and they will wonder what just happened. They shall then look up with tears in their eyes and say, "The darkness seemed to have rolled up with unusual swiftness, and not the faintest glow of color remained to show where the sun had set. There was present in the atmosphere that ominous and overwhelming silence which so often precedes the most violent storms."

Signed - GnE 😇👹
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Re: LET'S GO CHARROS

Postby good-and-evil » Jun 10 2015, 8:04pm

Then I saw heaven opened, and behold, a white horse! The one sitting on it is called Fear and Death by rival factions, and in righteousness he judges and makes war. His eyes are like a flame of fire, and on his head are many diadems, and he has a name written that no one knows but himself. He is clothed in a robe dipped in blood, and the name by which he is called is Crazy_McLoco. And the armies of heaven, arrayed in fine linen, white and pure, were following him on white horses. From his mouth comes a sharp sword with which to strike down the nations, and he will rule them with a rod of iron. He will tread the winepress of the fury of the wrath of Smash the Almighty. On his robe and on his thigh he has a name written, King of Los Charros and Lord of those Inglorious Ba.stards.

Signed - GnE 😇👹
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Re: LET'S GO CHARROS

Postby good-and-evil » Jun 10 2015, 8:43pm

Good morning. In the past hours, smashers from here will join others from around the World of Smash in a battle royale. And you will be launching the largest rival battle in this history of Los Charros.

Los Charros -- that word should have new meaning for all of us today.

We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore.

We will be united in our common goal of collecting rival scalps.

Perhaps its fate that today is the dawn of a new era, and you will once again be fighting for our Los Charros' respect, not just from other factions' tyranny, oppression, or persecution -- but also from revenge attacks.

We're fighting for our right to have a kick-a$$ emblem.

And should we win the day, this time will no longer be known as just another day, but as the day when Los Charros declared in one voice:

"We will not go quietly into the night!

We will not vanish without a fight!

We're going to live on!

We're going to survive!"

Today, we are getting that kick-a$$ emblem and taking your bloody scalps with us!

Signed - GnE 😇👹
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Re: LET'S GO CHARROS

Postby maverick99 » Jun 10 2015, 8:43pm

🏻 nicely done!!
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