Sad story

[Handsome_Jack]

Here is my sad story

I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.
saddest story I've ever read

[Dunce]

Seems legit

[Beezor]

Have you tried spritzing bactine on it?