gotta Laugh to Live...

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Re: gotta Laugh to Live...

Postby stigma » Sep 25 2017, 6:19pm

Scene from Ernest
"You look like santa "
"Because I am him"
"..because you am him"

I know it's not that funny
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Re: gotta Laugh to Live...

Postby Gwyn » Sep 25 2017, 8:56pm

So these two guys were locked up in an insane asylum. One day, they decided to make an escape through the roof. When they got up there, they saw that they would have to make it across the gap to the other rooftop. The first man was brave, so he jumped across, but the second man was more afraid. The first says to just jump, but the second refuses. So the first man pulls out a flashlight and says he will shine the beam across the rooftop for the second to walk over. The second man says, "what do you think I am, crazy? You'll just switch it off when I'm halfway across."
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Re: gotta Laugh to Live...

Postby _-Ramish-_ » Sep 26 2017, 1:06am

What did mother say when she hit cleo hard in the face after cleo told her that last night he opened the door of the toilet the lights got turned on automatically?

"It was the fridge you little "
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Re: gotta Laugh to Live...

Postby stigma » Sep 26 2017, 6:34pm

Magicians can walk on water but chuck noris can swim though land
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Re: gotta Laugh to Live...

Postby _-Ramish-_ » Sep 27 2017, 1:15am

Kpop_fo_life wrote:Magicians can walk on water but chuck moris can swim though land


*Norris
Good one... 
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Re: gotta Laugh to Live...

Postby _-Ramish-_ » Sep 27 2017, 10:11am

Ya know that death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience.




Chuck Norris died 200 years ago... But death hasnt dared telling that to him ever since...
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Re: gotta Laugh to Live...

Postby _-Ramish-_ » Sep 27 2017, 10:34am

In fact, check this out;

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Re: gotta Laugh to Live...

Postby -ARES- » Sep 27 2017, 3:02pm

Chuck Norris doesn't wear a mask for Ebola.


Ebola wears mask.
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Re: gotta Laugh to Live...

Postby stigma » Sep 27 2017, 7:48pm

I wish I could send these chuck Noris memes to my dad
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Re: gotta Laugh to Live...

Postby _-Ramish-_ » Sep 28 2017, 1:48am

Kpop_fo_life wrote:I wish I could send these chuck Noris memes to my dad


Why not?
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